Rebel scum.
(Source: blessedwithafuckingcurse)
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So I have come to the conclusion that I am pretty much a pro at setting up Ikea furniture and I deserve some kind of award.
Except I think that despite this chair’s considerable girth, it was in fact designed for people with small tooshies.
And furthermore this desk coupled with the previously mentioned chair create an awkward working height.
So lonely.
Posted 1 day ago
A Study in Turnabout: Test For Girls
saccharinescorpion | alaingrpolanco:
So here is a little test for the ladies. Now I know a lot of you have that really nice best guy friend that likes you (trust me if he’s straight he likes you). I want you, just for once, to pick the nice guy. I will guaranty you that you’ll be happier with him then the other guys you usually date.
So here is a little test for you. Now I know you have an anus (trust me if you’re you you have an anus). I want you, just for once, to strip naked and lay on your stomach with your feet facing a wall. I want you to sort of crawl your legs up the wall so your ass is directly above above your head, and i want you to look up towards your ass.
I then want—pay attention, this is important— I then want you to focus every essence of your being into your asscheeks, and I want you to take the largest, grottiest shit of your life, right into your mouth. I want you to shut your eyes and shit as if your tiny scrap of life depended on how much shit you could force out. I want you to imagine you’re in a horrible porn parody of Saw and you’re only going to live to see the next day if you follow Tobin Bell’s nasty ass instructions and drown an entire oildrum filed with kittens with your shit, only the oildrum is your mouth and the kittens are your tongue, and your dignity
I will guaranty you that you’ll understand how it sounds to other people like when you say things like this
I look like a freak for laughing so hard on a train now.
Thanks guys.
Posted 1 day ago
This is the first time Catt and I have been apart for nearly 2 and a half months.
o___o
what do?
Posted 1 day ago
kettlecat replied to your photo: So many quests in Skyrim. So little time.
your #1 objective should be to harvest every plant in skyrim
The nirn root calls it me.
It calls.
Glistens.
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing.
Posted 1 day ago
I felt like such a dick for initially capturing odahviing.
But then it was all good when he scared the shit out of the court wizard.
(Source: crepsley)
Posted 1 day ago
Hello everyone yes ‘straya day was today and the hottest 100 were predictable but how about you ask me some stuff?
ura faggit if ur readin this looolBut not really.
Chances are you've come across this awesome blog before you, in fact, are most likely, a very awesome person yourself.
People seem to always refer to me by my URL, so my real name at this point in time is IRRELEVANT. (It's secretly Jacob)
I live in the lovely Australian city of Brisbane, and I am currently seventeen years of age.
My blog usually consists of music, vidya games, and generally things that make me happy. There'll also be a buttload of references to any of the above three that I just mentioned.
I have a really bad habit of getting too emotionally attached to video game characters which usually (mostly) ends up bad for the both of us.
/end of life story
